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About Us
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Andrew Traub is my name, and I want to help you and your business. Call me at 343-2572 or email me.
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Free Initial Consultation
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Did you know that the Traub Law Office offers a free initial consultation?
Part of my dedication to my clients is ensuring that there is a good fit between you and I.
The purpose of the free initial consultation is for you to tell your story, learn about me,
and then we can decide whether we would work well together. There is no obligation on your part,
so why not schedule a free initial consultation today?
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Joke of the Month
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I want to thank Edna Hughes for sending this one to me:
Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer....
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand -a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you asks that woman if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry butts in jail for contempt."
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10 Boundless Ways To Anchor Down More Sales
1. Multiply your marketing and advertising efforts
on the Internet. You can accomplish this by starting
an affiliate program or using viral marketing.
2. Increase your ratio of visitors that purchase your
product(s). You could change your headline, offer a
stronger guarantee, add testimonials, etc.
3. Find out who are your strongest leads for buying
your product by offering a free ezine. The visitors
that are very interested will subscribe to it.
4. Team up with your competition by starting an
association for your specific industry. It could lead
to a profitable partnership with them.
5. Publish an e-zine for your employees. This could
motivate them to do a better job or fill them in on
were your business is headed
6. Search for your business' name in newsgroups
and discussion boards. Some of the comments you
find could help you improve your business
7. Attract people to link to your web site. You could
offer them a discount on the products you sell or
give them free stuff for linking.
8. Develop your own opt in email list by giving your
visitors a reason to give you their e-mail address.
Allow them sign up to free stuff and contests.
9. Create a "PR" web page for your business. List
information that could be considered newsworthy
for e-zines, newspapers, magazines, etc.
10. Give your business and products credibility by
linking to web sites that have written positive stories
about your business.
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